A woman walks into a restaurant and takes a seat. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly, with the Waiter right behind her. Shocked, she sits back up abruptly, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop That!" To which the Waiter replies "Sure, Which Way Did It Go?"
There's these couples at a dinner party, and one guy farts. The other guy says “How dare you fart in front of my wife.” The first guy says back, “Sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn.”
[ mako's life is two parts lonely island song and one part... one part whatever you wanna call him being naked in the bottom bunk with his likewise naked bfwb (best friend with benifits)... in a cabin he shares with his brother.
of all the mornings to sleep in, mako... you had to pick the one where bolin doesn't out sleep you. ]
[ roxy, at least, is using mako's chest as a pillow while laying on her stomach, but with the way the sheet's draped over pretty much nothing more than her lower half...
yeah there's no way they're getting out of this with any dignity left intact. ]
[ be glad that bolin can be a pretty deep sleeper. that being said, since someone wasn't up all night, he's starting to stir, letting out a pretty loud yawn, but stays up in his bunk, because who really wants to get up right now anyways. ]
You know, Mako, I had a pretty strange dream last night... [ he says, assuming that mako is up already ]
[ being awake right now is too much work... so mako's only reply is a vaguely interested, but still tired mmmhmm? as he traces circles on the small of roxy's back with one hand. he's very interested bolin, please. keep talking by all means.
unfortunately, his and roxy's pajamas have been kicked out of the bunk already, out of reach by any safe and non-exhibitionist means. ]
[ roxy can hear bolin's voice but being as tired as she is, she doesn't really process that it means he's awake. instead she's too busy lost to the sensation of mako's fingertips against her back, and she unconsciously shifts her hips to get closer to him. a gentle mmm of encouragement is all the sound she makes, her own fingers splaying out over mako's chest. ]
wait... what. mako startles into being fully awake as he realizes what bo's saying, and starts to bolt upright to... do something! find their clothes. or a blanket or a pillow or SOMETHING! but either way his head's on a fast track to collide with the bottom of bolin's bunk... ]
[ not if roxy has anything to say about it—which she does, since she's currently using mako's chest as a pillow. quickly she pushes her weight against him, snapping wide awake now and shaking her head.
no no no if he smacks his head against the bunk now that is a.) bad for his head and b.) just going to give away that there's something to be panicked about really this is no big deal they'll just grab their clothes and
oh.
roxy looks over her shoulder, pressing her lips together.
mako'sshirtisallthewayoverthereawayfromthem. see normally she has no shame and thus no panic about things like this but this is bolin they're talking about. plus the fact that they were trying to be quiet in the first place and oh wow this is so bad. what do we do, mako? ]
Edited (oop typing too fast means dumb typos) 2013-09-27 02:30 (UTC)
[ mako gives roxy a panicked "what do i do" look, seeing as she's the talker of the two of them. his sweatpants are missing and she's the one out here mostly exposed with double the areas to be covered that he has so... THEY SHOULD SWITCH, right!? right. cue mako frantically gesturing to the other side of the bunk from roxy.
as quietly as she can, roxy eases herself over mako so she can wedge herself between the wall and him, pulling the sheets up to cover her. unfortunately that just leaves their bare legs exposed.... why didn't this ship come with bigger sheets? (spoilers: it did, but in their shifting the sheet's now the wrong way. good job, guys.) ]
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