A woman walks into a restaurant and takes a seat. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly, with the Waiter right behind her. Shocked, she sits back up abruptly, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop That!" To which the Waiter replies "Sure, Which Way Did It Go?"
[ mako's life is two parts lonely island song and one part... one part whatever you wanna call him being naked in the bottom bunk with his likewise naked bfwb (best friend with benifits)... in a cabin he shares with his brother.
of all the mornings to sleep in, mako... you had to pick the one where bolin doesn't out sleep you. ]
[ roxy, at least, is using mako's chest as a pillow while laying on her stomach, but with the way the sheet's draped over pretty much nothing more than her lower half...
yeah there's no way they're getting out of this with any dignity left intact. ]
[ be glad that bolin can be a pretty deep sleeper. that being said, since someone wasn't up all night, he's starting to stir, letting out a pretty loud yawn, but stays up in his bunk, because who really wants to get up right now anyways. ]
You know, Mako, I had a pretty strange dream last night... [ he says, assuming that mako is up already ]
[ being awake right now is too much work... so mako's only reply is a vaguely interested, but still tired mmmhmm? as he traces circles on the small of roxy's back with one hand. he's very interested bolin, please. keep talking by all means.
unfortunately, his and roxy's pajamas have been kicked out of the bunk already, out of reach by any safe and non-exhibitionist means. ]
[ roxy can hear bolin's voice but being as tired as she is, she doesn't really process that it means he's awake. instead she's too busy lost to the sensation of mako's fingertips against her back, and she unconsciously shifts her hips to get closer to him. a gentle mmm of encouragement is all the sound she makes, her own fingers splaying out over mako's chest. ]
wait... what. mako startles into being fully awake as he realizes what bo's saying, and starts to bolt upright to... do something! find their clothes. or a blanket or a pillow or SOMETHING! but either way his head's on a fast track to collide with the bottom of bolin's bunk... ]
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Hey, Mako, I got a joke I wanna tell you.
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[ /RIMSHOT ]
1/?
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done.
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Punchline was a little... not really there, Bo.
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[ a pause ]
Can you come up with one better?
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of all the mornings to sleep in, mako... you had to pick the one where bolin doesn't out sleep you. ]
mako > roxy > bolin?? at least at first?
yeah there's no way they're getting out of this with any dignity left intact. ]
sounds good to me
You know, Mako, I had a pretty strange dream last night... [ he says, assuming that mako is up already ]
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unfortunately, his and roxy's pajamas have been kicked out of the bunk already, out of reach by any safe and non-exhibitionist means. ]
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I dreamt that you were having sex with someone while I slept in the same room. [ he lets out a laugh ] Totally weird, right?
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wait... what. mako startles into being fully awake as he realizes what bo's saying, and starts to bolt upright to... do something! find their clothes. or a blanket or a pillow or SOMETHING! but either way his head's on a fast track to collide with the bottom of bolin's bunk... ]
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1/2
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11/14 when mako is happily making breakfast
i spent the night at dirk's
or well morning
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i was trying to sleep
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done
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nowhere even close. late start this morning.
[ because of... well i'm sure you can guess why mako got up late today. ]
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[ did you have sex on my bed ]
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see if you can pick up some eggs on your way home. i wanna make tea eggs this afternoon
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how many eggs do you want me to pick up?
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